Monday, February 21, 2011

A letter to Katy

Dear Katy,

I promise I am not trying to steal your husband, but he has visited me while I've been sleeping. Twice now! Surely if I have no control of what goes on in my head it can't be classed as cheating, so please don't come after me to pull my hair.
Sure I do fancy him, but I think you guys are cute together and well let's face it I'm already taken.
Just to show there's no hard feelings I'd love a couple of tickets to your show because I like you too, just not in that way and you know what you're more than welcome to visit Phil in slumber land I won't mind.

Love B xx

P.S. Russell if you're reading this, come back anytime xoxo

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